Secrets

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Hey, welcome to secret. A secret site where Stone and Sparrow just...well its very random. Hope you enjoy your visit!

Updated:

March 10 2009

Recentley Stone and Me (Sparrow) decided that this site is indeed called Secret, just for the sake of making things feel forbidden, we have no idea why though.

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I hope you have enjoyed thisvisit to this secret site! HERE ARE (around) 26 REASONS NOT TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT: 1. It's secret, we dont want people.

2. we will track down where you live, come into your house and kill you.

3. ok, maybe not but you get the piont: DON'T.

4. we will be mad.

5. we will hate you for the rest of your lfe if you tell people to come here.

6. It is NOT nice to do things other people said NOT to.

7. Again: we will be mad.

8. because, if you tell people to come here we will eat a very large meal of sushi that we will enjoy very much, track you down, then throw up onto your face.

9. ITS NOT NICE!

10. when you die, you will go to hell, and ive heard it is NOT plesent there.

11. why are you reading this?

12. You will get Sparrow-hate.

13. you will not get Sparrow-love.

14. You will get Stone-hate too.

15. You will not get stone-love either.

16. We will eat your cheese.

17. we will track you down, stalk you to your house, and eat ALL of your cheese, forsing you to go to the store and get more, and while you are away we will eat all of your food, not leaving a crumb.

18. Sparrow will eat your nose, so you can not smell the wonderful smell of cheese.

19. that would be so lame of you, after al this work we put into finding 25 lame ideas? that would be cruel.

20. You would get the grand award of worst friend ever from Sparrow and Stone.

21. Why the hell are you reading this far?!

22. it would be super-lame, and we would hate you for the rest of your puny life.

23. We would call our army of vampires to hunt you down and cause you a terrible and bloody death that will causeyou MUCH pain.

24. sparrow will eat your ear.

25. Stone will eat the other ear.

26. we eat people, so if you tell anyon we will eat you and stal your socks.

SO DONT TELL ANYONE!

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